Description
Many people who use strap-on harnesses are starting to see the benefit of using their harness. After all, a strap-on harness allows you to strap-on any toy you desire. While this may not sound like much at first, think of the possibilities! You can choose the size of the toy depending on your mood, what you want to see, what you want to feel, how long you want it, and more! This allows a full flexibility that the human body can’t offer.
Leaving your options open, you should make sure to have an Average Joe Bartender dildo in your collection. Designed to be as realistic to the real thing as possible, this toy features a pronounced head, a life-like veined shaft, and testicles at the base. To provide as many options as possible, this toy comes equipped with a suction cup base. This base allows for use in a strap-on harness, a comfortable place to grip your new toy, and the enjoyment of hands-free pleasure. Just push the toy up against any flat surface, and the suction cup will keep the toy adhered in place.
The Average Joe Bartender is 7.5″ long with an insertable length of 6″. It has an average, enjoyable width of 1.8″. Made from TPR, this toy is phthalate-free, latex-free, and non-toxic for your peace of mind. When cleaning this toy, make sure to use warm water and anti-bacterial soap for a good, thorough cleaning. To aid in simple cleaning, the toy is fully waterproof. When using a lubricant, this sex toy is compatible with all types of lube.
Please note: The suction cup works, but will not stay suctioned on a smooth surface if you use it the way it is intended.
Would you like to intensify your sex life even further? Learn more at our Guide to Strap-On Harnesses.
Chester –
Miguel the bartender is by far a great buy for the money. My wife and I have tried several others, but none compares to the quality and intense joy she gets from using this one. The size is a bit thick, more like 2″”, but for the wife this is very satisfying and she get incredible orgasms. I have never had her ask to use the other dildos but she asked the other night if we could play with Miguel. A great buy and a bonus no smell. Only downside is the suction cup – it does not work well.
Charleen –
This is a quality dildo for the price, but the suction cup is not that great. Its does work, but I don’t think it would stay fastened to even a glass surface with much pulling on it.
Chiu –
Average Joe is perfect in my opinion. He is real to life size @ 6″” and 5.4″” round. He is firm yet not so firm that he is not real. He moves with me and hits me deep inside while his balls push up against my ass. Joe’s texture is very nice. I would like the suction cup to be stronger, but maybe I’m too wild? Joe is one of my favorite toys. I’m very happy with my purchase.
charles –
This dildo was great for me. I loved that it’s not very textured. It could have used more width and the suction cup isn’t the best, but still, it’s pretty decent. Not only was Miguel great in the ass, but, it was fun to suck on, too. i can’t wait to buy other Average Joe products.
Charles –
Good to start with but not to keep at it or finish with. Lacks in girth, but she loves the feel
Chris –
I got this today and could not wait to try it out. When I first took it out of the package, I was a little worried, as it seemed so much thicker than anything Ive ever taken on. After some coaxing and quite a bit of lube, it was amazing! I could feel every vein, the texture is perfect. I will definitley be adding this to my daily routine. I havent quite figured out the suction cup yet, but at this point I am satisfied with or without that feature.
Charles –
Miguel was very realist looking. I especially liked that it was not as rigid at it first appeared. His balls were tight and felt fantastic on my ass. My boyfriend used it on me as I went down on him and I can assure you that Miguel made the perfect third wheel in our little THREESOME, I’m definately looking forward to using him again!
Chao –
The material this product is made from is great. NO SMELL. The size is perfect for me. A little lube and away you go. This thing is realistic in size which makes play times a lot easier and clean up is a breeze. I would recommend this to anyone beginner or experienced.
chris –
First of all…THIS product is AWESOME!! I was not expecting it to be soo lifelike. The description was spot on in length and girth. I would recommend you know what you can handle. It was a little intimidating when I opened the package. I do use it regularly, although I haven’t tried the suction. When I opened the package, I was expecting a smell (from being plastic). There isn’t one. I have set it under me, and it stays in nicely. It doesn’t absorb any lube (I use water based). Easy to clean up.
chris –
I bought this dildo to simulate a three way with my wife. It is a fantasy for both of us. When the package arrived I opened it up not thinking it would be much of anything. One look at this dildo and I actually started to get excited myself. I am totally straight but the look and feel of this thing had me stroking myself in minutes. When my wife caught me I was a bit embarassed but she immediately started oral on me and the dildo. Once she had it inside her she came immediately. Don’t hesitate to buy this. It is great!
Charles –
This is a great dong. I originally bought this for some strap on fun with the wife, our first time with it we simulated a 3some with her taking in while I went down on her. She loved it, and said that we need to find another toy for when she rides me that this one was for her. It fits well in a harness and she wore it as I sucked her cock. It is a perfect size, not too big and not too small.
Chris –
I bought this for the wife to add another toy to our arsenal. We did not have a realistic looking dildo, so i thought the wife might enjoy. Also to maybe encourage her own self play. Needless to say we just tried it out during a play time, and she loved it. She said its the closest feeling to the actual thing. She didnt care too much for others in the past but this she took control her self and enjoyed the sensations. Good purchase. I wouldnt suggest getting a longer one unless you know for sure she can handle. This really is the perfect size.
Christina –
This is absolutely AMAZING. When I first bought it I was scared the girth would be too small, or even a to big. BUT ITS PERFECT. It’s a little above average and amazing. It’s also A LOT bigger than I thought it would be, never mind it LOOKING so real but the TEXTURE! The texture is AMAZING. So life like ! It’s actually better than most real ones! I also like that it has a suction cup on the bottom, I Like to stick it to the wall and deepthroat it. But theres 100 other uses for the suction cup!! The head is perfect, Balls are perfect and life like. PLEASE BUY THIS! YOU.WILL.NOT.REGRET. IT! Now the box it came in, is a normal white box with just my address on it. Completely secret, no one would ever know you just bought a sex toy. This is my favorite toy ever, My friends getting one too! I HIGHLY Recommend this!
Cheema –
This is the best dildo that I have ever purchased. I have tried many but this one is the best; especially for the price. The perfect size and shape and firmness for what I want for ass play. It fits my ass perfectly and gives the perfect amount of stimulation. I find this dildo even better then the more expensive cyber-skin ultra cocks. I can ride this forever without any discomfort. No pain; just pure pleasure! I can highly recommend this item.
Christine –
I purchased the Average Joe- The Bartender Miguel a couple of months ago. I have to say that this was one of the best purchases that I have ever made! He is so life like and has the ability to hit the g-spot perfectly. I have never screamed so much in my life! 🙂 The suction cup for hands free play makes riding in the shower or on a chair convenient so I can either spread my ass or stimulate my titties while getting slammed! I highly recommend this product.
Cheever –
I’ll admit it, this was my first time purchasing a dildo. And, I must say, it won’t be the last, now. This one is great! It hits all the right spots and I can go for hours!
Charles –
the one negative comment i have is that the suction cup could have been better
Chelsea –
I purchased this toy after much research. It came down to Miguel and the more popular, “”all American whopper””. Miguel won. And I am happy he did. This toy looks and feels real. It’s fun to blow, but even more fun to ride. The size is perfect and the suction cup works well enough for me. My only complaint is that the balls are starting to tear off. I think im just a little to wild with it though;) overall, I recommend it, a very good dildo, perfect for anal use.
Chester –
At first it was a little bit to large for her, my wife soon she was riding with much delight. I enjoyed myself watching her get off to someone else’s cock. I have tried before to get her to play with dildos in the past, (I seem to mistake sizes, and try with dildos way to big for her), this one is the right size for her. Another good toy for our toy box.
charles –
OMG average Joe was more that I expected is so big and it feels so good I recommend it and it doesn’t have a plastic smell. it’s my first time buying something like this and for sure is not my last.