Description
Enjoy this massive cock, molded directly from porn legend, John Holmes. Made out of special UR3 material, it feels just like real skin. Get 13.5″ of pure ecstasy. Suctioned at the bottom for hands free fun, realistic looking testicles and textured veins for more stimulation. Due to this toy’s large size, it’s not recommended for beginners. Perhaps you may want to try it on a shower wall, but lying down is probably your best bet… unless you know your body can accommodate the girth and length.
white, UR3 13″ – 14″ long, 2″ – 2.5″ wide
Jamie –
I told my wife that I bought John and it is being delivered April 13 and she called my work three times telling me how she wanted me. That same night she told me that she was tired and wanted to go to bed two hour early. So, I went in the room to go to sleep and she told me not to shut the light off and to get to bed. She opened the box pulled it out and said OMG. She then lubed it and had me fuck her with it and I got ?? in. Today the first thing she says to me is that she was tense and that is why it did not go in all the way. One night, and she can?????t take her mind off it. WOW!
Mark –
Bought this dildo for my wife, but she says it hurts too bad trying to get it past the head. I have put it in my ass half way so I can see how it feels, and cannot see why it will not go into her pussy. Guess her pussy is too small.
Penina –
I can just about get this dildo all the way in me, it starts out hurting but once I get used to it I dont want to get off of it. making me horny just thinking about it.
Joanne –
I cant say enough about this sex toy. It is long and wide and the smoothness of the skin is great, also the firmness is just right. I have a few other toys and some are more rigid and not quite as ooh, so delicious. Right now it is still too big for my girl friends pussy, but I use it about once a week when shes not around and soon we are going to look for a strap on that can accomodate its size. The silk stocking it comes with is great for storage. One time I was so worked up that I was pounding myself with it, going the full length of the cock deep in my ass and pulling all the way out and I was yelling to myself dont stop, please dont stop! until I came with a roar that I swear the neighbors heard. excellent value for the price.
Helen –
I bought this for my wife about a year ago,she is only 5 ft 2.I could not believe how far this stretched her pussy and my god did she cum.at first she could only take about half but once she got used to it she would just jam it in as hard as she could,i didnt know she was a squirter but this brought it out in the open.
Beasley –
Being just 4-10, i was worried it was too big, but after a lot of practice, and a ton of lube, i can proudly say all but a few inches have made it deep inside. It’s a struggle getting all of it in, but i’m not giving up. Best money i’ve ever spent.
Holly –
I confess to enjoying few things more in life than the pleasure of being filled and possessed by a strong, well-endowed man. This product is simply outstanding. The texture is incredible – firm yet forgiving. Much better than the too hard and unforgiving materials used for most toys. If you can afford to step up to UR3, you simply must. As for my first time with Mssr. Holmes, he arrived on a Friday wrapped in plain packaging to my office. When my coworkers when home that evening, I stayed late as I couldn’t bear to wait any longer as all day I had secretly been stroking this massive member which I had hidden in my desk. Its tantalizing texture and enormous size, literally had been squirming in my chair all day, unable to concentrate on my work and horny as a cat in heat.When everyone had finally left that evening, I closed my office door and peered out from my office window 2O stories above the city below and pounced on Mssr. Holmes in my now dimly lit office. In the windows of the hotel across the way, in could see the people, mostly businessmen, making themselves ready for the evening or settling into their rooms. Their presence, especially the few that notice my silohuette against my office windows and enjoyed the free show, served only to heighten the incredible evening. In the weeks following, I have enjoyed Mssr. Holmes company on a number of occasions and each time we meet, I find myself overcome and overjoyed by the experience.I wish you all the very same pleasure!
Ernesto –
as my husband sits next to me he tells me he wrote a review on this product,well let me tell you he did not write enough.when using john use lots of lube ladies he is large but the ur3 material is awesome,feels like the real thing,better it is bigger and does not go soft.When he first used it on me he did not tell me he bought it,he sneaked it into the bed and after getting me real hot he slid it into me and my god i never came like that in my life.i was actually ashamed to face him knowing i loved it so big,and trust me he is not small.but to all you ladies out there please give it a try you will not regret it fills your pussy like no other.
Nina –
I had finished showering when hubby decided to play his famous role-playing games. He led me to our bedroom where he had me lay on the bed, blindfold me and soon had my wrists handcuffed to the brass rail of our bed. I was wondering what was next when he started to do some super oral on me. Soon I felt this dildo rubbing around a bit and soon inserted and I knew it was huge. I asked him to remove the blindfold and he did but was slowly inserting and withdrawing to a rythm and beginning to feel really nice. The light was on our webcam and he ignored my begging to turn it off. As he was getting braver he soon had it mostly in and I was cumming like never before. I couldnt believe how much was in me. He had me feeling new sensations and I lost count of the number of times I had orgasmed. This scene has been repeated but without the handcuffs. This dildo is so truly amazing and when the sheets were soaked I still wanted more!!
Jacob –
im a 18 y.o. college student away from home and my very well-hung boy friend. On nights i get lonely, I call him and we phone while I use this dildo on me. OMGGG … its a lil bigger then he is…but close enough so my MULTIPLE orgasms shreek in his ear. I get so wet and sloppy with big John that i put the phone down there so he can hear my sex noises. I love it when its totally in me. I get filled and stretched like never before. I miss sex with my boyfriend, but big John is a great substitute. Girls… if your man falls short of expectations.. get this toy. Youll LOVE IT.
Jantzer –
I have had several lifelike dildos over the years, gradually working my way up in sheer size and thickness. If you like the feeling of being impaled on a huge cock this one will be hard to beat. Before purchasing big John I have enjoyed using Brad Stone, also a huge cock, which is every bit as big as John at the base as it nears the balls, but smaller and not as thick toward the tip, enabling one to have a bit of an easier time on insertion. When I recieved big John in new uro 3, saw how big it was and felt the texture of its skin I could hardly believe how real it felt. If one were in a dark room while another was using it on them I think they would be hard pressed to tell the difference from a real cock, and the way it feels going in is absolutely beyond description!! It is probably an inch longer than Brad Stone and very thick all the way from its tip to the balls. I usually take it into the bathroom and place it toward the very edge of a large flat sink area using its suction cup base, which incidentally worked fine for me and stays where its put standing straight up. Here I am directly in front of a large mirror where I can watch everything in detail as well as be close to a clean up. If I have not played in awhile, I will have two or three lifelike dildos for a session, the first one being Jeff Stryker being much smaller. After my ass is relaxed enough I will then go to Brad, and then to John for the ultimate fuck.
Burlingham –
Fits just right! A fabulous gift for myself for christmas!
Peterson –
I hate the smell but I love how it splits my pussy.. also could be a bit firmer.
Eyre –
I just bought this for my wife and she loves it. The UR3 is much more forgiving on her pussy than her rubber Sean Micheals dong. I’ve never heard her moan before like she does with this.
karen –
I’ve had Mr. Holmes now for six weks and I can’t beleive its been that long already. Time does fly indeed! However, there’s no doubt, this is the one. The packaging gave me an immediate impression of the size of this toy but the best part came when I opened the box and was immediately enthralled by the majesty of this cock. I had been inactive for a short while which made the first experience with it a very good one. I absolutely melted as it parted the folds of my boy hole and completely filled me up. The feel of the material is very realistic, specially when you first handle it. The coloration is OK, nothing to get excited about. It started to come off with just a warm water rinse. I do agree with others on the fact that it lacks a bit of rigidity, particularly toward the balls. When I first started playing with it, I had to support it with a free hand in order to get full penetration (Apronal helps here). This is a magnificent product and I highly recomend it to those who enjoy being taken by a large man. I’m giving it a four out of five.
karla –
I’ve had two of this model so far. Be careful how you clean and store it. I ruined my first one by not cleaning all the lube off of it which put a dent in it by melting the material. I refuse to use anything but vasoline type lubes which is not good for UR3. This is by far and away the best dildo on the market. I also like the Cyberskin Gonzo too but it could be bigger. BTW the Gonzo makes a nice warm-up for the John Holmes UR3 and *forget* the BAM cock since it’s not UR3. UR3 and Cyberskin rule. Are you listening DocJohnson? More UR3 huge(er) realistic dildos!
Burlingham –
Very nice dick. Can be a bit furmer.
Curry –
Got it out of the box and couldn’t wait to try it! Warmed up with Jeff Stryker first. Then lubed up John and started down on it wow what a feeling!!! The best is that it stretches making it easier to get into a small tight ass! It felt so damn good I almost came four times in the first sitting!!! Best Large Dildo I’ve ever had in my ass ever!!!!
kathy –
If my house burnt down and I lost everything this would be the first thing I’d replace. I only wish I could fit in those last 2 inches
Mitchell –
My husband loves watching me use this massive beast of a dick!
Jason –
I keep trying with this one, but it’s so big. This one may take me a while. My lover and I love to see who can take the most. I’m winning so far.
Chiu –
Great toy for advanced level and veteran users. Not for the beginners and intermediary. I really enjoyed it and can’t wait for my fiance to use it on me.John
Michael –
I most times use the john holmes dildo on my backdoor to open it up for the Giant jumbo Jack. Right now I am using the john holmes dildo to do just that. I am sitting on it down to the balls. What my objective is to apply to Doc Johnson Co. as an Anal Dildo Tester. So when I can slip in my backdoor with very little problem by using the G. J. Jack I will let you know. So if you like being filled with a large dildo try this one, it will do it.
kay –
after buying my wife the jeff stryker vibrator, which she enjoyed ,it was time to move on and up to the big time . needless to say she loves this cock . i would highly recomend this one . but take your time it is HUGE.
Kylie –
IT IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE USED I CAN ONLY TAKE 10IN OF IT BUT THAT IS ENOUGH MY HUSBAND LOVES TO WATCH ME USE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carl –
After giving birth to two kids, my wife easily takes my large fist half way down my forearm (closed fist). She is about 95lbs, Japanese woman, very fit and lean. Tried this (in our opinion monster size dildo) on her and she kept saying push it harder and deeper. The silicone is too soft on this dildo, it bends easily on a hard push. It also compresses inside her while balls (with a harder push) reach her clit. So she swallows this dildo literally down to the balls and only at this point she cums hard. If she sits on it I must hold it for her and again down to the balls she goes. I am wondering if this is OK for her vagina and if there is a danger for her cervix when she fucks herself so recklessly on this dildo. Her complaint is that it is too soft. Large but too soft. I think we are going to work on pushing the balls inside her too, I’m not kidding she’s super lose and deep. If this toy was more rigid inside and had some kind of spine it would make such a difference in ease for the deepest vaginal penetrations (we haven’t tried it anally). It is indeed super realistic and my saliva is the only lube needed. Once it gets wet from her vaginal juices it stays wet and slippery all the way through until the end. We would give it about 4 out of 5 stars. Enjoy 🙂
megan –
I ordered the UR3 version because I have yet to have a dildo like that and I will never buy another one without it. It feels so good going in once my tight butt gets used to it. I only have one problem with it. Since I have been using the Jeff Stryker before it, I can only get in 8 inches of John in me. I try and try, but it hurts so bad, it wont go. Hopefully I will eventually be able to get it in to the balls. I may end up getting another dildo that is just as long as John (or longer) and as thick as Jeff just to accomplish this. I cant wait to have John back inside me again. This is a definete must buy.
hamdan –
I love this one, even though I can go all the way to the balls just yet. I have a least an inch to go. Hurts so gooood!!!!!
Stier –
This thing is masive… I have slowly worked my way up to this bad boy. Getting the last inch in is killing me… But oh how sweet it is. I had to stop in a parking lot on the way home from the store and try it out. I came in 60 seconds flat.
Mitchell –
Humm, as big as expected. wont even fit into my mouth. Hope my ass will be able to take it soon! real great product!
Charles –
When I first got this dildo, I couldn’t wait to try it out. It wouldn’t go in at first so I had to do some warm ups with my other smaller dildo. Finally I got the head in and it felt good and hurt at the same time. The UR3 feeling is like no other. I have had this dildo for at least a year and still to this day it hurts a little going in, but once I’m relaxed enough, I can take it all the way down to an inch away from the balls. I love the feeling it gives me. If i could, I would ride it all day long. I set up mirrors so I can watch it go in and out of me. If I can get this in my tight little ass, then it will fit in the tightest of pussies. You have to take your time and use ample amounts of lube.
natalia –
I am a expericed anal player. Always looking for that next thrill and enjoyment. This product fills that need and you. I have enjoyed the long, thick shaft to the hilt. The flexibilty is just right for goiing all the way. Extreme pleasure with it in to the hilt then stroking 3/4 of the way across you P-spot. Love the material, no smell, feels good inside, easy to clean.
I-wen –
I am a normal housewife with a very large vagina. My husband has fist-fucked me on a number of occasions and I really liked that. Something personal and intimate about this. We bought this toy and gave it a try and it drove me CRAZY with passion. The length and the diameter realy filled me up and I just loved it. I would pay ten times the ammount for the pleasure that we have both achieved from this. This is an exceptionally well made product and I would refer this to every married couple who would like to put some SPICE into their love life. Strange at it may sound, after using this huge toy, my husband enters me with his 6 penis and this makes me cum and cum. After that BIG thing, I am just so turned-on. It is not so much the size of the penis, but who you are with. However I do LOVE the size of this and it just makes me hot thinking about it. It feels great and fits nicely and prolongs our love-making. I couldnt be happier.
Karyn –
I am a very bi curious male. I have tried several other large dildos, including Rambone (great size, probably perfect length, but FAR TOO HARD – virtually impossible to lube), the Natural (a truly great dildo), and the emperor (my favorite till now). But John Holmes is ALMOST perfect. The material FEELS just FANTASTIC, the diameter is just great and to be honest, my ass aches to be filled by this dong. I just wish this thing was 2 – 3 inches LONGER. And if only it could SHOOT!!!!! This toy has changed me from being bi-curious to Gay OBCESSED!!
Rodriguez –
As a 55 year old woman I can remember watching John Holmes in action more than 25 years ago. I always wondered if I would be able to handle the king of porns massive manhood. My husband just recently decided that it was time to put aside his pride and purchase a larger than average realistic penis that would satisfy my curiosity after all these years. When it arrived and we took it out of the box I was nervous and at the same time very excited. This sex toy actually looked, and felt like the real thing, very detailed. My husband applied liberal amounts of lube and very cautiously began to penetrate my vagina. At first it hurt and felt very strange but I kept backing into this massive dong a little at a time. Once opened and fully stretched my husband and I both went out of control and the fast penetrating motion drove me to the most intense, gushing, orgasms that I had ever experienced in my entire life! After literally collapsing on the bed from countless orgasms my husband decided that it was time to slip his average size penis in. Well he was so aroused by the fact that I was so stretched out and had just taken on the king of porn, that he came within seconds! He also had me perform orally on John while he masterbated all over my face, lips, and Johns tool making it look like the perfect ending to this very fulfilling fantasy! Highly recommended to spice up any couples sex life. I suggest using a condom to preserve the sensitive UR3 material. Enjoy!
corbett –
Holy crap, I just got this thing today, and It’s life changing, I warm up with the Adams Pleasureskin Cock and then move up to this daddy, I could only get 5 or so Inches of it in my ass, but It’s going to provide me tons of entertainment from now on out, The material is unreal and I can’t wait to down Holmes all the way.
Lamb –
This is huge. when I first saw this I said thats TOO BIG!!! but I was teased buy the size rubbing on my pussy for about 5 min and then I knew I had to try it. I grabbed it and started pushing it in . and stroked my self slowly. it felt great, I only had 5inches in me but have found my new best toy. this is a challenge and I want more [I want all of it really!!!] but this will take time
Chris –
When I’m not doing karate on the beach or walking around in my skeleton costume, this cock is a nice break in the day. Thank you! 5 stars!
Hakel –
Had mine for 3 years, after many more. This is the best all round. I can take all of it but only with plenty of practice. It still wears me out after a couple of hours so I can’ t say I’m used to it. I tried the BAM 14″””” but the material is too harsh. Not very nice on the ass. JH is the best.
Berman –
This is not for beginners. I was stunned by how well made and real it looks. The UR3 material is by far the most realistic to the touch and sight. The outer skin moves nicely and the vein details are just hard enough. Its huge, it dwarfs The Natural. Topco’s Main Attraction is the same diameter at its widest as this is at its narrowest. It is 7.25 inches in circumference just under the head so it????s no impossible to get in, it starts getting bigger from there. Four inches down it has grown in girth to 8 inches. It retains lube better than any other dildo I own. The suction cup sticks to any very smooth surface, I don????t expect it to hang from the wall or ceiling all day so I????m not sure what the ????it doesn????t stick to anything???? is about. For the price this thing is a bargain. I am a bit scared of it. I have gotten it in, but not for long. If size and stretching is you????re thing you have to have one of these. I wish the Natural had it’s surface and a suction cup it would be the perfect dildo.
Andre –
this product was so fun. this toy made me feel so great. i tryed to deep throat I couldnt fit it all the way in my throat. then when i tryed to put it all in my ass it felt so good but i could only get half of it in my tit ass. when my husband went away to war i would us this nightly and i finely got it to go all the way in my ass it felt so damn good
Sorensen –
This cock opens my a*s so wide!!!! i love the feeling of it when i start pounding on it from tip to balls. its perfect don’t change a thing. if the Bam cock was made out of ur3 i’d buy one of them also. that stuff feels soooo great when it’s up inside my stretched a*s.
Jeff –
This is the best cock Ive ever had! The only way to make it better is to make a squirting version – OMG!!! Its huge, but I LOVE IT – feels almost like a real COCK!! Thick, hard and LONG – but oh so squeeze-able. I love sucking on it – I stick it to the wall of the shower and kneel before it, taking it into my mouth….stroking it….sucking it…mmmnnnnngggghhh!!!! And then……in my ASS! Oh, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ITS GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
NADELL –
this is the biggest dildo i could find and trust me when i call it the assripper,its so huge, ull love every min,as u try to swallow it with ur tightasshole. ull scream with pleasure as it streaches ur hole open to its max, and then some. its taken me along time 2 get this thing up my asshole n still havent been able to get it all in but im close….
Mary –
We bought this product in the UK and found it usable in all respects! The comment that – because of its size/weight – it would not stick to anything is just plain wrong, it does. This item is not for the faint hearted, and will take a bit of getting used to but it will be worth the effort if you have the slightest interest it toys. Highly recommended. Have fun – Les.
sibayan –
we have been using johnny for about eight months now and the wife loves it. She used to struggle with taking johnny from behind but now can’t get enough of johnny. The intoduction of toys into our sex lives has been sensational. If BAMcame in the same material she wouldbe one very happy girl
Dust –
We have had this toy for about a year now and it has held up very well with regular use. At first my wife had to work up to it, but now it is the only dildo she uses. We bought it to stretch her out and it worked better than expected. I now have to use 3-4 fingers with it to get her off, and fisting is easy. Yes, it has made her that loose. All in all a great product, I wish they made a UR3 slightly shorter and 3 inches wide or more.
jim –
we have the jeff stryker ur3 and the wife cant get enough of it, but she wanted to try something larger. I ordered john and it arrived today. she thinks it might be a little too big, but we are going to give it a try tonite and let you know how it went. p.s this thing makes the stryker look tiny.
Siebert –
The John Holmes UR3 dildo is great the feel is awesome it feels like a real cock…I love it….the girth is perfect but the lenght is a little long…but ill keep trying…the UR3 warms up pretty quick to body temp…which I thought was a plus…easy to clean and it is very soft yet very firm…the suction cup works great can use on many flat surfaces..(Bedpost,Showerwall,Chair,Floor)or even in your Bed the weight of it is perfect for Riding Like a CowGirl in the bed…try it Ladies youll love it….and you men that like anal you might want to give it a whirl….Thanks again Karen
Josh –
My husband and I bought this toy and decided to experiment with it while taking a shower together. This thing is really big, which excited me and it slipped in very nicely. We mounted it on the edge of the tub and while my husband sucked and played with my boobs I fucked myself silly. Ladies, just try this. Just mount it on the edge of the tub with the suction cup, have your man pay special attention and FUCK your brains out. It will fit and I have told my girlfriends about this and they are buying your product too. It is a wonderful stretch and it feels so real. I am BIG in that department and my loving husband understands and wants to keep me happy. We have just recently tried fisting, and I just ADORE this. Warm up first with this big dildo and when the fisting begins you will be in heaven. This big dildo feels wonderful and is well crafted and most realistic. It warms up nicely and it just SLIDES in with pleasure. It takes lubrication very well and becomes very slippery which is fun too. I most HIGHLY reccomend this to any married or single woman. Sometimes a womans pussy needs something extra. This does the trick.
Beaty –
The most orgasms my girlfriend has had with me, prior to this toy’s arrival, is five in one night. Using this thing the first night, she had ten! She was in the doggy position and I told her not to look, as I had a new toy I wanted to try on her. With plenty of lube and some patience, the URC was inside of her and she let out a loud “”Oooooh!”” The width alone had her orgasming within one minute flat of inserting it. A new record! As I moved it further inside (half-way now), I started a slow in-and-out pumping motion and she had her second orgasm… “”Holy sh!t,”” what the hell is that? – she kept asking. She had ten orgasms within about 20-25 minutes. She was shaking, and we were both in awe. It’s extremely hot watching this huge meat pole slide in and out of your woman… It is the largest thing she’ll ever have had (it’s 8 inches around and truly larger-than-life), and proves what guys like me don’t want to admit, that large penises do give women superior pleasure and orgasms. We used this on a video chat website (her sitting on it and my thrusting it in her with my hands), and within 10 minutes we had 1,500 viewers. A new record for us lol. This tool is extremely long, and for us we couldn’t insert the final three inches. Doesn’t matter, as it gives more handle to hold onto. Best money ever spent on a sex toy! Highly recommend it, your wife or girlfriend will thank you.
Lisa –
Well this is a big toy is not for the beginner. However for us who love size it is the best dildo I have ever had. The skin feels so real and the girth is great. The suction is good however the weight will pull it off after a minute but will hold till insertion. Would buy another if I ever lose this one.
Woolford –
My husband bought this and left it in our dresser drawer, hes out of town thru the week well when I saw it laying there so big I had never saw anything that big. Anyway I started to tingle and I just had to see how far it would go in. So I lay back on the bed and started trying to get it in, it took awhile to get it just right and to my surprise the head started in,god it felt so good I’ve never been stretched that far it felt like it was going to rip me in half but I kept putting more in and I started cumming and I didn’t think I was ever going to stop. But I was awfully sore the next day. but its a must try you wont be sorry.
Hagerty –
My husband got this for me. We have been married for three months. I’m 18 and I guess I may be big down there, but the first time we used it it took a long time to get it in, but finally the head started in and god it seemed like it was gonna rip me open, but it still felt great. I’ve never been stretched that far, but I want to feel that again soon.
Johnson –
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY… THIS IS THE BEST COCK I HAVE EVER HAD UP MY ASS. FEELS LIKE THE REAL THING. YOU CAN GO REAL DEEP WITH THIS ONE. AFTER YOU GET THE HEAD IN IT, IT FEELS GO GOOD, TAKING EVERY INCH OF THIS HUCG COCK…. WORTH EVERY PENNY YOULL CUM GALLONS WITH THIS BIG BOY OMG hard up in San Diego
Julio –
The soft rubber was indeed a treat, however not only does the suction cup not hold to anything, it detatches. Once the suction cup separates itself from the dildo, the dildos interior fill is exposed and starts spliting and breaking apart in chunks. At that point, it is not safe to use. The dildo started separating after six months of using it 1-2 times a month. After another two to three months, I had to throw it away. It didnt even last a year. Another thing, even after the dildo was cleaned and dried, it still seemed to keep a residue of grease on it that became more greasy over time. It was like the dildo was purging from the inside. The manufacturer suggested putting powder on it after cleaning.
Jim –
My wife and I love this cock. We use it with a strap-on. I do her then she does me. She is jealous however because I can take every inch into my ass, but she comes up 2 in. short. Feels real. We love it.
Vickie –
My wife has a huge cunt. She has always been that way. To humiliate myself I bought this toy for my wife to see if she could handle it. Well, I made Ann very happy. VERY happy. This toy is about 12″” long and thick. It slid right in Ann’s pussy. All 12″” of it. She just loved it. When I got tired I watched her fuck herself with it. Immediate erection watching her slam the whole thing in. Then she asked me to fist fuck her. Big farmer hands. I gave it a try. It worked. We have wonderful sex now. She loves fucking the big dildo and I will fist her later.
Innes –
THE WIFE AND I JUST BOUGHT THIS. WEVE GONE SEVERAL ROUNDS WITH THE REALISTIC KONG, BUT THIS MASSIVE PIECE OF MANHOOD WAS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. AFTER OUR THIRD SESSION SHE WAS SO PROUD SHE COULD TAKE IT ALL IN. IF YOU LIKE SEEING YOUR WOMAN STRETCHED BEYOND BELIEF,LOOK NO FURTHER THIS IS YOUR TOY!
Schepper –
The wife likes to play with toys. We currently have Kong, Lex Steele and several others. When we got John, she was a bit amazed by the size but was willing to give it a try. After warming her up with lex, I lubed up john and slowly started to insert it. When the head started to enter, she seemed ok. But when it passed into her pussy, I felt it pop and she made me withdraw. She said that it was way too big and it hurt. We will try again but I think she may have met her match! Maybe with practice I think she can take it!
Rawls –
My wife loves her pussy filled with huge toys, but she wont admit it! I bought her the John Holmes Ultra Realistic Cock and hid it away until the right night came along. It wasnt long before that night arrived. She was really horney so after I had gotten her even hotter and ready for some cock, I supprised her with John. I had her lubbed up good from our foreplay and lubbed up that big cock as well. As I began rubbing it aginst her pussy, she started to press back against it! She was really starting to moan when the head slipped in and she came in seconds! Wow did she cum, than she went into full lust mode taking that big dildo fast and deep and cumming several more times, it was all I could do to hold on to that dildo as hard as she was fucking it! Ive never seen her so hot and she never fucked me that hard. It took some time for her to wear herself out. Afterwords she was smiling really big and said You bought me a new toy didnt you which I admitted I had. She said it was the best fucking shes ever had and I was to use John on her from now on! Well from that time on weve had alot more sex and its even been her idea numerous times. She still wont admit she loves a big dildo in her but she always finishes with a smile! This is a great dildo, feels very lifelike and the size will please you. It should last for years but shell try to wear it out. I love how hot she gets when I use it on her and the site of that big cock in her gets me hot as well. This was a good buy.
Brent –
I was disappointed from the beginning. It is far too soft for me and after a short while it became extremely sticky. The smell was impossible to get rid of. I ordered the non-UR3 and was extremely satisfied. Honestly, this one is sitting in the trashcan waiting to go to the dump. I am rarely negative, that this one was very disappointing.
Jesse –
This cock is incredible, it is a slow, agonizing slide down its length but is well worth the ride. The suction works fine, I love to mount it to the floor and ride it to the most intense orgasms I have ever felt. After I cum I cannot let it go and have to keep pounding my ass on this monster. Pure anal pleasure.
Korey –
WOW this is huge!!! I did not tell my wife about this toy ,she thought I was going to use one of our smaller toys,start slow with this toy,use lots of lube. she took 6 inches the first time and is still loose four days after. what a great wife. this may not be for every woman
Linda –
This Dildo was hard to take. The head is very blunt with no taper or point, however, if my wife loosens me up with her four fingers she can then slide it in to me and pump about three quarters in and out. The material is very nice and feels great as it slides through your hole and over your prostate. I suggest this to anyone who is serious about anal play.
Jennifer –
This thing is HUGE! once I got over the concern of mixing blood and feces I started having a BLAST. A little Visine on the head of this baby instantly closes off any ruptured blood vessles. Dont worry about rodent/rectal compatability…get the HOLMES and some tetrahydrozaline and WORK that rectum wrecker!
Palmerio –
This thing is huge!!!!! It took several tries to get my wife to just take the head in!! After that, I tied her down and did a long oral session on her, lubed her and John up really good, put on a pair of shorts and zipped John up tight in the zipper and fucked the hell out her!! She was screaming and begging me to stop!! I slammed as much of it as I could up in her and she came like never before over and over agian for several hours until I couldnt go on anymore. We were both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I rolled her over and tied her face down and put John as far as he would go up her pussy and supported him with a pillow so he couldnt come out. Then I rammed My 7 inches up her ass and double fucked her for about 20 minutes until I came inside her!!! She was screaming and begging me to stop the entire time but after she said it was the best fucking of her life and wants me to surprise her with that again!!!
Leigh –
this toy is great but is BIG it makes the natural look small. like most I didnt think it would fit,but take your time, it could take you weeks but will be well worth it, just dont give up. or say no way.you will do it but you will need lots of lube and be very horny.
Amy –
Wow. My wife has become a size queen over the last year or so. I bought this because she seemed to be getting used to her 9 x 2.25 inch dildo. Her pussy has been getting a work out over the last year with big dildos and it has gotten pretty big. The amazing part is, she is only 5’3″” and 105 lbs. She is amazed that an actual human had a cock this big, and loves it because it feels real. She can only take 7 inches, but loves the width. If your girl is into size, get her this, if not, get it for her anyway. She will love it.
Luque –
Wow…what can I say! Im an 18 year old college girl who misses her boyfriend – whos about 7 long. Ive never had a big cock – hes my first boyfriend that Ive slept with, but have wondered what it would be like. Now I know….when I first sat on it I thouight it was going to tear me in half and I only managed to take less than half of it…..but last night I took it to the balls ! It was amazing….it felt like it was in my chest it was that deep! Now I love sex with my boyfriend…..but if i find a guy hung like this I may trade him in !!!!
marcos –
YEEEEHAAA!!! I surprised the girlfriend with this last night, and Im still soaking wet this morning. After using the vibrating Kong Dong on her, I slid this thing in with no problem. She took all but 2 inches while lying on her back. When I turned her over, she was able to take all but the last half inch. She was shrieking with delight as I fucked her harder with this magnificent cock. Fellas, if you love the lod lady, put your ego aside and give her the fucking she deserves. This was our first experience with a UR3 toy, and I know it wont be our last. Thank you for such a wonderful product.
Supply –
This toy is unbeliveable! It??s like a real cock, and it??s perfect for all that like big/giant dildos! I have 5 dildos bigger than 9 e thicker than 2, and John is becoming my favorite for anal pleasures! I almost get it all (4/5) in my ass! It??s soft and thick, I use whith lots of warming lube gel, what gives an extra sensation! It could even be better if had a vibrator inside..!
Kim –
OUTSTANDING!! My wife has recently turned into a self proclaimed Size Queen. She cant help but squeel when this is about half way in her snatch. Personally, I have always loved what a stuffed and strectched snatch looks like. Perfect rigitity and thickness.